Insurance Jokes

Some insurance jokes for you....


1. A woman was in the hospital after feeling very ill. The doctor says to her, "I have some bad news for you. You only have three months to live." "Oh that's terrible," the woman sighs, "what am I going do?" The doctor replies, "Marry an insurance agent." "Will I live longer?" asks the woman. "No," replies the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."

2.
Q: Do you know what a woman and insurance have in common?

A: They are both expensive, difficult to understand and what you get is not guaranteed.

Q: Do you know the difference between a man and a whole life policy?
A: A whole life policy eventually matures.